Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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