Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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