Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Blood and glitter go together right?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
FUCK WHALES
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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