Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm just crazy horny about you
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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