She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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