I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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