I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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