So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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