Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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