I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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