why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Randomize
