that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I could fuck to npr.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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