Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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