I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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