in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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