He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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