The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Will exercising make me less horny?
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