i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
They took my balls.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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