Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
i out mim tonsoeep
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