Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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