omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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