I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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