he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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