And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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