But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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