Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Welp...herpes.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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