no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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