Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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