I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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