Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Are my feet made of real feet?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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