Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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