Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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