Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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