so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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