i think my mom watched the whole time
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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