did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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