She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize