I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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