the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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