Please, let me fuck your mom
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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