You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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