haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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