Porn is love you can see.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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