remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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