i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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