He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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