arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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