that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just tell him i said nine months
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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