its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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