omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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