we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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