So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize